Truth & Lies!

Sunday March 14, 2010


So, 266 honored me with this crazy "Creative Writer" Blogger Award award! The rules are:
 
1. Thank the person who gave this to you.
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog.
3. Link to the person who nominated you.
4. Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth.
5. Nominate seven “Creative Writers” who might have fun coming up with outrageous lies.
6. Post links to the seven blogs you nominate.
7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know you nominated them.

So, you all know I am not the "passing on" type of person BUT how about any of you out there that read my blog, do this exercise & let us guess the truth! Lots of fun! 266 - THANK YOU for this! Only problem is I am pretty boring in general so I had to dig deep for this!

OK, here we go. Can you pick out the true one????

1. Under Armour, Nike, New Balance, Saucony, Adidas and all the other sports/fitness clothing & equipment companies are pounding down my door asking me to be their exclusive fitness model AND I get to try out all their new shoes, clothes & gadgets for free as part of the deal!!!

2. Oxygen Women's Fitness & Muscle & Fitness Hers along with Shape & Fitness magazine want me to do full 3 page spreads working out.

3. Oprah AND Ellen have asked me to be on their shows to discuss fitness after 50. Oprah even wants me to be on the cover of her magazine with her!!! They even have What Not to Wear there to help me out of my fashion blindness!

4. Jillian & Bob asked me to guest on The Biggest Loser & I get to work out with them!!!

5. I have my own reality show coming out about crazy women 50 and over that compete in the gym with women half their age & perimenopause/menopause rage is not a reason to disqualify anyone!

6. The Housewives of Orange County asked me to personal train them and they are going to pay me SIX figures to yell at them & whip them into shape!

7. I have placed in & won a couple 5k's and competed & won two bodybuilding shows.

I KNOW! I made it easy on you but wanted to have fun with it!!! I would love for any of the first 6 to happen if any of you out there have ins!!!! Well, maybe not #6 cause I don't kiss a** so if they want me to help them get in shape, expect no mercy!

Have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: I found a dress!!!! You will have to wait until after the wedding for me to show pics!

PPS: I know on the cake in yesterday's post! I took a bite from my oldest stepdaughter's piece. If my hubby had been there, I would have taken 3 bites from his!

 

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